某亜米利加人からジョークメールが転送されてくる。
どうやらここ数年、亜米利加ではYou have two cowsというシニカルなジョークが流行っているらしい。たとえばこういうやつ。
FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
実はアンサイクロペディアのアニメ編がヤヤウケ。
ARIAYou have two cows in a gondola. Nothing much happens. Isn't this nice?